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Happy Independence Day! – with love from North Korea

July 4, 2009

Kim Jong-il
Happy 4th July, Americans! I just thought it would be appropriate to fire ballistic missiles to celebrate. And this special occasion calls for not one, but SEVEN missiles! It’s just like playing with fireworks, so no harm done! Violating the UN Security Council Resolution is nothing personal, so no hard feelings eh?

With 7 missileloads of love, XXXXXXXXXXXXX (even though those missiles can’t quite reach you guys, but you get the idea right?)
Kim Jong-il

Seriously, those North Koreans are nothing short of retarded. But at least they don’t have swine flu there.